A man after living a sinful life on earth died & went to hell. On arriving there he finds out that there is a different hell for each country and decided that he'll pick the least painful hell punishment to spend his eternity.
He went to the German hell & asked, 'What do they do here?'
He was told that 'first, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they will lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whip you with koboko for the rest of the day'.
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he went on to check the options of other hells. He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he came to the Nigerian hell and saw that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in.... He was so amazed, so he asks 'What are they doing here?'
He was told that 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, after which the Nigerian devil comes in & whip you for the rest of the day.'
But that is exactly the same punishment in all the other hells of the other countries! Why are there so many people waiting to get in?' Asked the man.
A concerned fellow called him aside and said, ' Naa PHCN get the contract to supply power so there is never any electricity, which means the electric chair cannot work. Also the nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
And the Nigerian devil who supposed to do the flogging used to be a Nigerian politician, so just hold something shook for him hand, he dey collect bribe no be small!